Tiny People in Your Semen: The Discovery of Sperm
We take for granted the simplicity of procreation. Sperm + egg = baby. Sure there are superfluous operations often wedged within the greater formula, generally including + alcohol, – inhibition, or /...
View ArticleIt Takes a Man to Get a Vasectomy
Learn a few things that you might not know about the wonderful world of vasectomies. The post It Takes a Man to Get a Vasectomy appeared first on Video Game Thoughts and Reviews.
View ArticleA Man Minus a Necktie: A Very Brief History of Ties and a Longer History of...
My anti-confrontational nature began at birth. Most kids cry when ripped from the womb. I shrugged. So when, during my first post-college agency job, I was prepping for a face-to-face meeting with a...
View ArticleThe 5 Most Painful Masturbation Techniques You’ll Probably Still Try Because,...
Ever since man discovered his penis he’s dreamed of sticking it into things. It seems unfair for a single extremity to have so much power over a person, but the way I see it, if it weren’t the penis...
View ArticlePorking the Eiffel Tower
I wrote this book, a short novella called As a Machine and Parts, about a man who finds himself slowly changing into a machine, a la Franz Kafka’s The Metamorphosis but with fewer traveling salesmen...
View ArticleBanging the Berlin Wall
You probably don’t know this, because I rarely talk about it here on this blog, but my novella As a Machine and Parts has been re-released. You probably also don’t know that bitches be crazy. Case in...
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